'do you have a table for one, please?'
sat down and while looking at the menu, i got some nibbles (cabbage and a redish sauce). after 20 minutes, i still hadn't found anything that sounded the slightest bit nice or i even recognised at all - they were serving things like 'garlic turned with chicken skin', 'pregnant fish', 'salmon belly'.. well, you get the point.
so what should i do? i left. and guess where i ended up? hannibal - european pizza & grill, having a lasagna..